Domestic Goddess

So, yesterday morning I woke up invigorated to do a thousand things. I was going to clean out the kitchen cabinets, bake an apple pie, make chicken chili, and put up the Christmas decorations. Well, I did all of it! Along the way, I also filled the house with smoke (apple pie goo ran over the pan and tried to start a fire in my oven), created 3 bags of trash and recycling that needed to go out and decided I need more Christmas decorations. The cabinets are so clean and organized that Martha would be proud. However, I'm not sure what she would say about the rest of the kitchen.