Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Parking Deck Nightmares

Why can't people drive in parking decks? I don't understand why normal, relatively well educated drivers pull into parking decks and seem to suddenly not know a thing about driving. Let me help you. If each spot has a car in it for as far as you can see, you don't need to slow down at each spot - just keep driving!

Here is the other thing that drives me bananas in parking decks. If you drive a car so large that you actually cannot drive it, you should be punched in the neck. Don't buy a car so large that you are incapable of parking it. This makes me angry in parking decks and open lots. Seriously - know where the corners are. If you cannot pull out of a space without making it a 46 point turn, your car should be taken away from you. I'm not joking.

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