If you are going to do something - do it right

Seriously, if you are going to take the time to get a ladder, climb it, and hang lights, don't just throw them up on the side of the house. You could have done that without the ladder. My case in point was shown to me just the other night. I feel certain that this homeowner is not the only offender of this horrible crime, but they will serve as our example.

I mean, why border the window if you can't finish the area over the porch. Could the blue lights not go around the window? And what happened on the bushes? I think you literally just threw the lights at it. While I applaud your true laziness and straight man style of decorating, HUNDREDS of people drive past your house. This is really the best you have to show for yourself?

As you can see, poor holiday decorating drives me to have millions of questions about your mindset.