Over the past few days, there have been numerous attacks made on a beloved pumpkin, aka Jack O'Lantern. Injuries sustained by the victim are more than any plastic surgery will be able to fix. The victim of the assault reports that it was attacked and eaten by a 6" tall brown furry creature with a bushy tail. Police sketch artists came up with the rendering you see here.
Please be on the lookout for this creature and guard your pumpkins and any other outdoor vegetation you may have. Creature is assumed to be unarmed but very hungry.
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