Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Hips Don't Lie

I love chocolate. And cookies, ice cream, bread, potato chips and pepperoni rolls. I also wonder why my hips are in competition with my shoulders to see who can be wider. For the majority of my life, my shoulders have won. One night during rehearsal for a musical, the costumer was taking my measurements and asked if I had trouble finding clothes to fit because my shoulders were "broad and sturdy". These are not words that a girl wants to hear.

Anyway, in recent years, I have found that I can no longer simply stop eating all of the above mentioned foods and drop 5 pounds. This sucks for lack of a better term. So, now that I am nearing the atrocious weight of when I graduated from college, I'm trying to reign it back in. It makes me sad, because I will miss you fried, sweet and salty foods. But I'm sure one day I will see you again. After all, emotional eating is one of my favorite hobbies.

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