Lost Items

Have you ever spent an endless amount of time looking for something that you know is in your house but can't find?

Yesterday, I spent no less than 2 hours looking for nail clippers. I know they are in my house, but they are hiding. Most likely they are sitting there laughing at the fact that I have spent so much time looking for them. I mean, really, where could they have gone? They live in the top drawer in my bathroom. I went through the whole drawer and couldn't find them, and then I scavenged through the two lower drawers - nothing. I checked under the sink, then the basket on the counter - still no clippers. At this point I took a short break to switch laundry from the washer to the dryer. I then decided to check my bedroom - maybe they were moved to my vanity..not on the vanity, not in the vanity, not in my makeup bag. Also not on my bedside table, or it's drawers or the floor.

The worst part is, I would take a break, insanely thinking that if I left the room and came back, they would appear. I even left the house and went to the grocery store. Ironically, while I was standing in the check out line, there was a container of nail clippers, but I refused to buy them because I know that mine didn't leave the house! Sadly, I'm still walking around with 2 broken fingernails.

At this point, I have run out of options. I know for a fact that it is impossible that I left the house with them, so I am left only to believe that one of my friends who came to my house over the weekend went through the drawers in my bathroom and stole them. You know who you are - and you have been caught. Please return my nail clippers.