This should be a good week

But it's not. Everyone is driving me crazy. If I can just make it to 5:00 pm Friday, then I will have 9 days off...9 wonderful days off. It will be amazing. I have only scheduled 7 million things that need to be done in those 9 days, but none of them require being anywhere near my office. Which is good, because I can't go there. woohoo!

Title Credits

Sometimes I will listen to music in my office. Truth be told, you can totally tell what kind of day I'm having based on the music.
Pop Music - I'm goofing off
Dave Matthews/U2/Adele - I'm relatively busy
Classical Music - I'm extremely busy and/or about to kill someone.

And then I realized that some of it sounds like it is the soundtrack in a movie right before someone dies. Fantastic.

Life Update

Sorry I've been slack again....but I'm working on something big. Something that might actually be useful. I've also been in Sassy's wedding where I had the amazing opportunity to embarrass her, but I tried really hard not to; I've stopped going to work at 6 am - major life changer!; and I've started selling everything I own on eBay. It's totally addictive. Fabio better hide his stuff, because as soon as I run out of my stuff, I'm selling all the stuff of his that I don't really like...except the ficus tree. That would be hard to mail. I'm just waiting for an "accident" when we move for that one.

Questionable Olympic Sports

As I'm sure you know, Snarky and I are extremely athletic. So this afternoon we were recapping some of the Olympic sports that have surprised us this week. At first this morning, Snarky thought that the trampoline event was only to see how high they could jump. She did not think that should be an Olympic Sport. Well, it's not - they expect a lot more. I personally can't believe that there is such a scandal in the badminton world. Who even knew there was a "world" of badminton?

Speaking of questionable sports - what ever happened to ribbon dancing? That was my Get In Shape Girl favorite!

Why I will never participate in Olympic Track and Field

We were just watching the opening night of the Olympic track competition and I told Fabio that I will never run competitively since they always show the replay in slow motion. He seemed shocked that this is what has been holding me back from being a professional runner. I feel as though it is as good of a reason as anything else.

Snarky's new job

A big congrats goes out to Snarky as she ends her first week of a new job. One of her most supportive fans sent her an email congratulating her on literally being the face of Chiquita. Just to be clear - she is not the new Chiquita Banana Lady...she said she doesn't look good in yellow. Being the supportive friend I am, I just wanted to see what it would be like if she were the face of Chiquita and I'm sure you would like to know to  :)

Low Down Summer Blues

It is HOT. All I want to do is lie under a fan until fall comes. Unfortunately, I have 3 million things to do. It's been a minute since I made a list - so here is one of the things that I think are acceptable activities during this weather.

Lying under a fan
eating frozen yogurt
eating ice cream
sitting in a pool till all that is above water is your nose (use sunscreen)

Fabio and I are idiots, so we went to a cookout last weekend. You know, when it was 110 outside. Don't do that - or if you must, don't bother showering first. That was undoubtedly the most futile thing I did all day.